It was the stubble
That was the hurdle.
Time was running out,
He had to get out.
A quick shave in haste,
With this and that paste,
Gets his cheek to shine,
It was well past nine.
Last flick to his hair,
Makes sure of his flair,
A slap of perfume,
He felt armed with plume.
To impress, he climbed
Into bed, wide eyed,
For it was the night,
His dream girl, come might.
:D